Being creative, Sanji wet his finger with his tongue and wiggled it into Zoro's ear. Zoro snorted, suddenly grabbed a surprised Sanji, and rolled on top of him. "Back at ya, you sexy vixen," Zoro murmured, sticking his tongue in the cook's ear, which further incapacitated Sanji's mental functions.
Even more surprised that Zoro knew the word "vixen" Sanji was slow to show resistance as Zoro ripped Sanji's clothes apart. In his still-jumbled mind, Sanji reasoned that he couldn't kick Zoro off and escape. His clothes were ruined and all his spare clothing was inside this room. As they say, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So he reached out and grabbed Usopp's bottle of machine lubricant. Neither man noticed when the ship rocked violently.
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monimonika) wrote,
dorky
