Current mood:

impressed

EMLSE
This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 123


**************

Sanji calmly backed out and closed the door.

"Dinner's ready. Finish showering, and you might as well wake Zoro up when you go to get your clothes."

Without waiting for Usopp's reply, Sanji strode toward the storage room, mind still reeling.

'Usopp's schlong's HUGE! I've seen it limp before. It wasn't that impressive. But, damn, how does something that average balloon into something that...HUGE!?'

"Argh!" Sanji growled in frustration and promptly shut off the images and thoughts from his mind. He'll think about it lat-NO! He'll not think about it...for now, anyway.

Wary of bursting into any more rooms, Sanji knocked on the storage room door and informed Chopper that dinner was ready, to which the doctor replied that he'll be there soon.

**************

Return to Kitchen