Current mood:

guilty

EMLSE
This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 125


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"Usop..."

Usopp curled up on the floor and started...sobbing?

"Hey, get up. It's not...I mean, masturbating isn-"

Suddenly, the ship rocked violently, causing both men to topple. Recovering quickly, Sanji spied a small picture of himself gliding by. Usopp, realizing what Sanji saw, bawled for real this time.

"...s-sorry! ...not w-worthy. ...’m scum..."

"Whoawhoawhoa! Don't call yourself scum over liking someone, alright? I’m not mad at you. Kinda flattered, actually."

"Y-you are?"

"Only a bit. Can't return your feelings since you're only a great friend to me."

"Understood. It's just as well. Not like the real you would've been able to do what fantasy-you could, anyway."

Eye twitching, Sanji viciously hauled Usopp up.

"Tell me these things I supposedly can't do. I'll prove you wrong."

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Meanwhile...