Monimonika

Non-official IQ test

2005-06-14T16:40:57Z

Eh, I was bored.

Your IQ Is 130

Your Logical Intelligence is Genius
Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:56:17Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 57

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Sanji returned to the kitchen to serve the ladies. Just as he was filling the wineglass, the ship rocked violently and Robin had to save the food using her powers.

Luffy looked outside. "Monster!!" And gleefully dashed out.

Sanji ran out with Luffy to secure the meat. And the rest of the day went on as usual.

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YOU ARE SQUARE

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:52:40Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 61

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Meanwhile, Sanji's goddesses wondered what was taking so long. Luffy had left earlier to defeat the sea monster that had rammed into the ship. At Nami's behest, Robin used her ability to look around the ship and informed Nami of the situation.

"Jackpot! I know some convenient openings to take pictures from!" said Nami as her ever-present camera was whipped out.

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YOU WIN YAOI

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:48:45Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 135

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Ignoring him, Sanji went out on deck in time to see Luffy wallop a sea monster.

'Good. More food,' Sanji thought as he strode toward Luffy and the now-dead monster.

Luffy turned, paused, and stared at Sanji. The cook suddenly found himself tackled and wrapped several times around by stretched limbs.

"What the-? Get off Kuso Gomu!”"

"No."

"I'm not in the mood for games!"

"Sure about that?"

Sanji stiffened as Luffy grabbed his aroused groin.

"Your pants seem too tight. Let's loosen them up a bit." Luffy tore Sanji's pants apart and shifted position.

With some creative maneuvering, Sanji's left leg ended up strapped to his own chest, his right ankle to the back of his right thigh, and his arms tied back over his head to encircle Luffy's head.

"Now I'll get off."

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Meanwhile...

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:35:29Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 131

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"What, Chopper?"

"That chemical'll damage your internal organs if we don't get it out!"

Leaving whatever rocked the ship up to the others, Sanji settled onto an impromptu examination table as Chopper checked his vitals. Sanji strangely found himself getting aroused.

"Lie face down, and we'll start extracting the chemical."

Sanji obeyed. He jerked when he felt Chopper (now in big-form), strap his limbs down. He was further surprised to feel Chopper remove his pants as well.

"What are you doing!?"

"Sorry, Sanji. The chemical's an aphrodisiac. It also causes production of pheromones that affect devil-fruit-eaters. It's still dangerous to leave in your system and the best extraction method is orgasms. I'm a doctor, so I know all the pleasure points of the human body. You'll enjoy this."

Chopper wasn't lying.

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Meanwhile...

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:30:50Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 41

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Sanji went to the storage room. Just as he opened the door, the ship rocked violently, causing Chopper to splash the contents of a flask all over Sanji.

Sanji was about to go investigate the disturbance when Chopper shouted, "Wait, Sanji!"

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A) Ignore Chopper
B) Stop and Listen

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:28:00Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 125

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"Usop..."

Usopp curled up on the floor and started...sobbing?

"Hey, get up. It's not...I mean, masturbating isn-"

Suddenly, the ship rocked violently, causing both men to topple. Recovering quickly, Sanji spied a small picture of himself gliding by. Usopp, realizing what Sanji saw, bawled for real this time.

"...s-sorry! ...not w-worthy. ...’m scum..."

"Whoawhoawhoa! Don't call yourself scum over liking someone, alright? I’m not mad at you. Kinda flattered, actually."

"Y-you are?"

"Only a bit. Can't return your feelings since you're only a great friend to me."

"Understood. It's just as well. Not like the real you would've been able to do what fantasy-you could, anyway."

Eye twitching, Sanji viciously hauled Usopp up.

"Tell me these things I supposedly can't do. I'll prove you wrong."

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Meanwhile...

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:21:16Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 123

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Sanji calmly backed out and closed the door.

"Dinner's ready. Finish showering, and you might as well wake Zoro up when you go to get your clothes."

Without waiting for Usopp's reply, Sanji strode toward the storage room, mind still reeling.

'Usopp's schlong's HUGE! I've seen it limp before. It wasn't that impressive. But, damn, how does something that average balloon into something that...HUGE!?'

"Argh!" Sanji growled in frustration and promptly shut off the images and thoughts from his mind. He'll think about it lat-NO! He'll not think about it...for now, anyway.

Wary of bursting into any more rooms, Sanji knocked on the storage room door and informed Chopper that dinner was ready, to which the doctor replied that he'll be there soon.

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Return to Kitchen

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:15:46Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 44

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Then he slammed it open, determined to punish Usopp for picking NOW to shower. What he saw was completely unexpected.

Usopp stood frozen under the stream of hot water, holding his erection in one hand while supporting himself on the wall with the other.

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A) Say Something
B) Say Nothing

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:11:59Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 160

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"Oi, long-nose! Get out of the shower and come get your food! Why'd you decide to take a shower NOW, when you know I’ll be having dinner ready? Answer me!"

"Ah..uhm *cough* I j-just got some machine lubricant spattered on me and had to wash it off with soap."

"How much of the stuff did you get on yourself if you have to take a shower to get it off? Never mind, I don't care to know."

By this time, Chopper had come out of the storage room. He had heard Sanji yelling about dinner to Usopp and had realized what time it was.

"Ah, Chopper, do me a favor and wake Marimo-Head up for me, will ya? I need to go back and serve the godde-I mean, make sure Luffy didn't get to the food." Sanji turned back to the door. "As for you, you better not track any lubricant into my kitchen. Got that?"

"Yes," Usopp weakly replied.

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Return to Kitchen

EMLSE

2005-04-13T01:06:37Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 7

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Sanji walked to the shower room door.

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A) Open Door
B) Don't Open Door

EMLSE

2005-04-13T00:24:25Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word count: 126

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Being creative, Sanji wet his finger with his tongue and wiggled it into Zoro's ear. Zoro snorted, suddenly grabbed a surprised Sanji, and rolled on top of him. "Back at ya, you sexy vixen," Zoro murmured, sticking his tongue in the cook's ear, which further incapacitated Sanji's mental functions.

Even more surprised that Zoro knew the word "vixen" Sanji was slow to show resistance as Zoro ripped Sanji's clothes apart. In his still-jumbled mind, Sanji reasoned that he couldn't kick Zoro off and escape. His clothes were ruined and all his spare clothing was inside this room. As they say, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So he reached out and grabbed Usopp's bottle of machine lubricant. Neither man noticed when the ship rocked violently.

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Meanwhile...

EMLSE

2005-04-13T00:16:02Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word Count: 98

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Sanji snapped his leg out, catching Zoro's midriff and sending the swordsman into the wall. An ordinary man would've dislocated his spine from such a kick, but Zoro merely swore death upon the cook as he stood up. Sanji, in turn, shouted back obscenities not fit for the PG crowd.

The screaming roused Chopper out of the storage room, not out of distress over the promise of violence (even he got used to that), but because he heard Sanji yelling about dinner. As Sanji left the room, he told Zoro to make himself useful and go fetch Usopp.

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Return to Kitchen

EMLSE

2005-04-13T00:01:12Z

This is part of Moni's "Every Man Loves Sanji Extravaganza!"
Word count: 38

Sanji went to the men's quarters. It had been drizzling that morning, which was why he found Zoro sprawled on the floor of the quarters, drooling. Sanji briefly considered his options and decided upon a course of action.

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A) Kick
B) Wet-Willy

My first lame personal ournal entry...

2003-06-02T02:48:07Z

Well, I couldn't just leave my journal blank, can I? Of course I can! But I keep feeling guilty whenever I accidently go to this page and see nothing at all. So this will be my first entry here, lame as it is. I don't think I'll be back to add more entries.

I'm in a grumpy mood today since I found out that MP3noBaka.com has dissapeared. Why!? I loved that site!! I was able to download so many wonderful anime and Jpop mp3s there (T_T) Not to mention the site's owner still had 240+ requests to go before openning the Request Section back up. I pray that the site makes a comeback...